SMURFING the NET

Yesterday on the air I was talking about this story where this guy dressed up like a SMURF and went to a sporting event. He was acting very UN-SMURF like and ended up getting arrested, even though he tried to run away from the police....
(note to self it's very easy for the Police to find you even in a crowd if you are blue and dressed like a Smurf)


His UN-SMURF LIKE behavior made me think of some of the other lesser known smurfs that also were known to have UN-SMURF like behavior.

For example:

Mocha Latte Grande Frapachino with Soy Milk Smurfette..She's the one that also orders her smurfberry pancakes with butter and syrup on the side her toast only slightly browned but only on one side and make sure it's whole wheat using whole grains not unbleached white flour etc........

Two drinks too many Smurf.. he was the smurf that didn't know when to say when and he wasn't a happy smurf when he got liquored up.

Baked Smurf.. you didn't see a lot of Baked Smurf because he slept til
4:30 IN THE AFTERNOON, and was hidden by a cloud of smoke.

OCD Smurf... no matter how many times he washed his hands the BLUE just wouldn't come off.

Transistional Smurf/Smurfette... He kinda looked like a smurf trying to be a Smurfette.

I'll get you next time Smurf... this Smurf was always asking the other Smurfs if they wanted to go to lunch but never seemed to have any cash or his ATM card.

Not so Lady Like Smurfette... this Smurfette was more of one of the Smurfs, that's why most people didn't even noticed there was more than one Smurfette the small feet and hands were about the only thing that gave him/her away.

Big Boned/Husky Smurf... the only time you ever saw this smurf was in the group shots, it was very hard for "heavier" Smurfs to get work occasionally a big boned Smurf could play the role of the best friend or a bumbling mall security guard, but those roles didn't come around too often.

Road Rage Smurf.... this guy couldn't keep his cool, it didn't take much to get this smurf uptight. In one season of the Smurfs he ran over Gargamel's cat Azreal then backed up and ran over it again... only a magic spell from Gargamel was able to bring the cat back to life.






Soup Whiff/Smells of Fried Onion Rings Smurf... Everytime you enter his smurf-hut it always smells like soup and he kind of had this scent of Burger King Onion rings it was really weird.







Just some of the lesser known Smurfs that most people have forgotten.