SIMON SAYS that's absolutely awful

Drummer Brian Rosenworchel of GUSTER will never get a shot at coming from behind the drums to become the lead singer of GUSTER. 4 Non Blondes never sounded so bad. But at least he was having fun.

Dog chewed money

So today's ebay seller sometimes has to be creative to make some cash that's what a Missouri woman did she took 22 Michael Vick football cards, chewed up and slobbered on by her two dogs, and then sold them on Ebay.

The winning bidder dished out $7,400 - with the money expected to be donated to the Humane Society.
The success of that auction, with 31 different bidders, created a craze of 25 other postings this week offering torn up cards featuring the disgraced NFL superstar.
But so far, the original post has been the only auction to attract droves of bidders.
The cards worth $1-to-$10 were crumpled, crimped, chewed, torn and generally in a sorry state.

Wow

I want world peace for everyone

We had a mess on our hands over the weekend at the Miss Teen USA pageant when Miss Teen South Carolina tried to answer a question. The question? Why is it that 1/5th of Americans can't locate the US on a world map? You really have to listen to the answer to believe it. Wow.

Click here to watch it

Buy some PANTS!

Zac Efron apparently doesn't have enough money to buy pants that are his actual size, because he can't get them over his BUTT!

Maybe he grabbed the pants from his little brother's drawer.

The story this week for the High School Musical 1 and 2 star is that a million dollars isn't enough for him to do High School Musical 3. To be in the position to turn down a million dollars to do just about anything is a good place to be. A place that should afford you the opportunity to buy new pants, pants that actually fit!

Magical Mustache

Watch the "MUSTACHE of STEEL" here

Another great mustache struggle

Celebrity Mustache story here

An athletic Mustache Adam Morrison and his crime solving mustache

The Cou De Gras of all mustaches TOM SELLECK

90s Videos

Which is your favorite 90's video? Can't remember the video click on each and watch them again.

Aerosmith Crying

Madonna "Ray of Light"

Michael Jackson Black or White

Nirvana Smells like teen spirit

Spice Girls "Wanna Be"

Holy Eggplant!

Yet again God as appeared in food. This time God appeared in an EGGPLANT!

Felicia Teske says she was preparing fried eggplant for dinner Sunday evening and noticed that the seeds in one slice seemed to spell out the word "GOD".
Felicia says she bought the eggplant at a roadside produce stand a while back, and also says the discovery has really given her food for thought. Felicia told Action News that she recently had family members pass away and it is comforting that "GOD" appeared.
Felicia Teske and her husband put aside that slice of eggplant. But with the rest of it they had for dinner, which they say was simply divine.

It was such a sign from God that they are now considering selling the eggplant on ebay.

Ca ching! God said put a minimum bid of $25 with no reserve.

They aren't the only family to have a holy encounter. A smudge of driveway sealant said to resemble Jesus Christ's face is up for sale for $1,500 after a Virginia family that found the image on its garage floor. The family has hired a contractor to remove the marked section of concrete from the garage floor so the chunk could be turned over to the auction winner.
In addition to reselling the slab, there are also 4"x6" pictures for sale showing the mark on the concrete slab.

Hello Kitty

Thai Police have a new way of identifying Police officers that have found themselves in some trouble. The Police will mark them with what they call the "MARK OF SHAME". What is the "mark of shame" it's a Hot Pink HELLO KITTY armband.

Police officers caught littering, parking in a prohibited area, or arriving late — among other misdemeanors — will be forced to stay in the division office and wear the armband all day. The armband features Hello Kitty sitting atop two hearts...aaaawwwwwwwww.

The most suprising thing about this story wasn't that there were Police officers getting caught not following the rules, or that they were trying to mark the offending officers in a "demeaning" way, but that HELLO KITTY has been around since 1974!

In the story they explained who Hello Kitty was and said that it was started in Japan by the Sanrio Company in 1974. My first recollection of Hello Kitty was only 10 years ago when I bought my first Hello Kitty Lunchbox... it's really really cool!!!!!! To think I missed out on Hello Kitty for 23 years is very disappointing. The good news is I and all the rest of the world finally found Hello Kitty including the Thai Police.

Hello Kitty, invented by Sanrio Co. in 1974

I almost had what it takes.

Friday at the KTI Cool Zone at the Wisconsin State Fair I got the chance to see if I was a good enough athlete to train to become an Olympian. The US Bobsled team was here and looking for Men and Women to train for the 2010 Olympics. They tested me in five catagories. Vertical Jump, Medicine ball throw, and 3 different sprints. To be asked to Lake Placid New York to train you needed to achieve a score of 300, I fell a little short totalling 290. Just two points higher on each event and Lake Placid "HERE I COME".

After the testing they asked me to get on the ice to try the skeleton, which as they described as a lunch tray where you can't steer or brake and normally travel at 60 MPH or more down a mountain.. that's sounds really cool. Next came the big shocker they want me to wear what? A SKIN TIGHT Bobsled suit. After 10 minutes I had the bottom of the suit on only to learn that I put it on backwards the zipper goes on the back? Oh s*^#! So I had to take it off and try again this time I got help from one of the bobsledders 15 minutes later I was dressed for success as a bobsledder.

It's always a lot of fun here inside the KTI Cool Zone at the fair. A new adventure awaits Monday hopefully without the skin tight suit that leaves nothing to the imagination.