That is 5 shades of Ugly

Most dogs are somewhat cute, alot of dogs are really cute but some breeds are dog are bred to be ugly. This years Ugliest dog is beyond breeding and beyond ugly. Take a look at the video to see just how ugly it truly is.

Click here to see this years UGLIEST DOG and wow! that is what UGLY means....


Click here to see the past ugliest dog in the world

I don't even think dog lovers would look at these dogs and say I like them to jump on my lap and lick my face.

One really GOOD salad

You know how sometimes you're really in the mood for a good salad. In the last week I've had two really good salads.... Nothing amazingly special just all the veggies that I like in my salad and a nice dressing. Although very tasty these salads wouldn't make me committ a crime to acquire. So I can only imagine what the salad must have tasted like that made someone kick in the door of a man's apartment, stuck a knife in the door and took a chilled salad from his refrigerator


Police said that's all that was stolen from the man's apartment. Nothing but the salad was missing.

Police said they have a suspect and expect to file charges once they finish their investigation. Yes Richard is a suspect.

I hope I look that good at 111!

Tomoji Tanabe was just officially crowned the world's oldest man by Guinness World Records.





How did he do it well he said he keeps a daily diary, drinks milk and stays away from alcohol and smoking.





The Japanese man was born September 18th 1895 and at 111 years old looks suprisingly good.

“He said he didn’t want to die,”
not to set more records but because he's enjoying life too much.

He isn't the oldest living person though, that title goes to a Japanese woman who is 114.

The number of Japanese living beyond 100 has almost quadrupled in the past 10 years, expected to exceed 28,000 this year. Experts often attribute the longevity to a Japanese diet rich in vegetables and fish.

I guess it's time to change our diet from Beer, Brats, and cheese!

Ugliest Shoes EVER!

I read a story about how Crocs are making big money for their investors so much that shares in the company that makes Crocs will be worth $100 a share by the end of the year. How can this be these things are absolutely hideous. A share of stock could buy you 2 and a half pairs of these revolting RUBBER CLOGS.

If you think you are the cutting edge by wearing these...You're not just mark it down in the category of fashion faux pas trends..... See Flight pants


Ponchos

Fanny Pack

Furry Boots

Zubaz

Overalls

these are the ugliest shoes ever!

Welcome Interns #1, 2 and 4

Hey summer is here at 94-5 KTI so that means the new summer interns have entered Radio City. It's my role here at KTI to make sure these interns have what it takes to make it in the radio business.

So starting today 3 of our interns got their start in the glamourous life of Radio broadcasting. I sent Interns #1, #2, and #4 down to our summerfest broadcast booth to get it ready for the summer. (I number them so I don't have to remember their names.

Just like Mr Miyagi made "Daniel Son" wax on wax off, and paint the fence up, down, up down cleaning the broadcast booth has positive effects that our interns may not see right now. Plus it was really really dirty and the Mathew Blades crew aren't sure where it is and Lips and I have to wash our hair or something!

This is after they cleaned up the gross stuff on the floor, it still looks gross and they will be heading back to the broadcast booth to clean it again.

So welcome interns #1, #2 and #4 to KTI!

New dose of "Reality"

Hey isn't it time we got a "reality check" Yes it's another round of new reality shows.

What's available this summer for your time wasting on T.V.

ABC is offering Shaquille O Neil helping overweight kids get into shape... that actually sounds pretty legit. ABC also has a car race competition with William Shatner he'll boldly go where no man has gone before.


Bravo is offering a Paula Abdul reality show called Hey Paula she's quirky enough to be semi entertaining.

A & E has reunited the Corey's for a reality show aptly named The Two Corey's. 80's child stars Corey Haim and Corey Feldman have been brought back together to live together on film. Corey Haim has moved in with Corey Feldman and his wife for some reality TV fun.... I think I might rather sit through one of their lame movies like License to Drive than watch this show. I said might.

VH1 is offering two new reality shows Rock of Love with Brett Michaels, it's Poison leadsinger living with 25 women that he's trying to hook up with...by the look of his picture maybe it's really 26 women living in the same house. Sounds like good times, good times.

The other VH1 offering is Scott Baio is 45...and single. It's about the former Happy Days/Charles in Charge star's single life sounds pathetic.

So intead of wasting time watching these, do something more productive like watch the grass grow, well at least you're outside.